About Me

I never asked for this.

Name: Michael
Age: 28
Height: 6’5″ (195cm) aka too tall for most public transport
Hair: Black
Eyes: Blue


This human, factory built in the United Kingdom, comes with the ‘homosexual’ option installed because, well, I prefer men basically. Not much else to say there, really. One sister, mad as a hatter but I suppose she goes alright. And is probably going to kill me for writing this. Check out her Etsy store if you wish to buy shiny things.

In December 2015, I was diagnosed with major depression, anxiety and have since been diagnosed with vicarious trauma thanks to my prior work in emergency services. I take medication to help, but not all days are good ones, and sometimes I will post about stuff on that may upset/offend, so I will¬†try to put TW or Trigger Warning at the top of these posts. And yes, I have¬†literally panicked in shops before, so just putting a GIF up of Jeremy Clarkson being a tit is more than just a joke, it’s a segue into this paragraph.